Category: animals/insects

I just heard about the new “Pet Airways” on the news. Just think… if the plane blew up it really would rain cats and dogs!

A duck walks into a fish shop and asks if they batter fish because there’s one in the pond that keeps bullying him.

Police found a dead kitten, dressed in a little police uniform. They’re looking for a copycat killer

Got a Dog for Christmas and decided to call it G-Spot I can’t find it anywhere

What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A Poultrygeist.

I saw a seahorse for the first time in my life today. Somebody flooded the stables.

I asked my wife, “Do you remember that road safety advert ‘Charley says’?” “God yes,” she giggled, “Meow meow miaow miaow meow.” “Well,” I replied, “that wasn’t the noise next door’s kitten made when I ran it over.”

I heard an interesting fact that sharks can’t move backwards. It must be a nightmare trying to get out of the supermarket car park.

Lionel Ritchie was recently given a lifetime ban from Sea World. He was caught dancing on the sea lions.

I’ve got the memory of a goldfish. It’s name was Bubbles and he was my first pet.

I’d never written a joke about a Pig before. But now i’ve penned one.

Wildlife cameramen seem to be very unlucky. They only ever seem to be able to find Meerkats that are watching tennis matches.

How did the Zebra get his stripes? He rescued four men while under mortar fire.

What’s big, grey and makes you jump? The elephant of surprise.

I’ll install a bird bath in my garden when the birds install a hot tub on my balcony.