Men don’t get this. Perio …
Men don’t get this. Period.
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I had to split up with a …
I had to split up with a girl because neither of us could crack our knuckles. It wasn’t her fault, we just didn’t click.
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A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help. On his next visit the doctor gave him an injection, but that didn’t do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man, “Go home and take a hot […]
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What came first, the suggestion or the suggestion box?
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Tom, the Commonwealth Gold Medal runner, was on his way to a bar with some friends. At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said.”Sorry, mate, you can’t come in here no denim.” Tom was quite annoyed at this and retorted, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Tom, the gold medal winner in […]
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If alcohol isn’t the answer, then obviously the wrong question is being asked.
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It’s pretty tense when you take your new girlfriend to the cinema and she gets I.D’d for Harry Potter..
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I’m a born again member of the reincarnation society
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My six year old son has been begging me for months to buy him Angry Birds. He’ll be in for a treat when he comes home to find the ostriches I’ve caged up in his room.
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Times are changing…. I mean, just to think, a minute ago it was 11:40
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Did you hear about the travelling street cleaner who cleaned a different city in the UK everyday?? He’s really sweeping the nation.
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Dear Odeon, I support your appeal to combat film piracy, but try to broadcast the piracy phone number BEFORE the Orange advert tells me to turn my mobile phone off.
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My girlfriend left me because I speak incoherent gibberish. But as I always say; has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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I did the catering for John Sullivan’s funeral. His wife said, “These sandwiches are very salty” I said, “I came in the rolls” She said, “I don’t care how you got here. What’s wrong with the food?”
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I can shoot deer with either arm. I’m bambidextrous.
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