Tom, the Commonwealth Gold Medal runner, was on his way to a bar with some friends.
At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said.”Sorry, mate, you can’t come in here no denim.”
Tom was quite annoyed at this and retorted, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Tom, the gold medal winner in 400m.”
“Then it won’t take you long to run home and change, will it?” replied the bouncer.