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What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.
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When shopping for my wife, should I go through a pimp or use Russian mail order?
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I really want to be a wit. I reckon i’m halfway there.
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‘Possession is nine-tenths of the law’ That’s why I’m hoping for a reduced sentence
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Have you heard of the new game African children have started playing? ”Where’s Kony?”
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Why do they take organs from pigs and give them to humans? Because pigs can’t play organs.
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Carlsberg don’t do world records, Its Guinness.
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Just spent two days looking for wreckage from the Air France plane, couldn’t see any, Google Earths not that good.
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What scares old people as it approaches? The Digital Switchover.
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It’s a sad time we live in when the first result for B on Google images is Blue Waffle
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My mum once told me ” As one door closes another one opens” I don’t think she realised how many advent calendars that’ll be costing her.
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I’m surprised people go out in Scotland with the wind how it is. Hats off to them.
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I love Hummingbirds. Thats why I put a dab of superglue on the flowers of the Hummingbird feeder.
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BBC News: A version of The Clash song London Calling was used as part of the countdown coverage to the 2012 Olympics. But is it the best advert for the city? No, but Police and Thieves is.
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Black magic sacrifices They really get my goat
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