Me and my girlfriend brok …
Me and my girlfriend broke Up the other day. Smashing disney dvds is our thing.
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I think I’ve lost my voic …
I think I’ve lost my voice. Having said that, I must be better now
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When David Beckham scored for England, all the kids wanted Beckham haircuts. Sorry, Lescott, but I can’t see this catching on.
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I’ve started spraying hairspray on my moustache. People always tell me I need a stiff upper lip.
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I poked my great grandma on facebook today. Well,she was lying on my laptop.
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I don’t see why the weatherman is fussed on if it is going to rain while people are at Reading. Personally if my book starts to get wet, I just go back inside
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What do you call a camel with three humps? A veterinary cancer specialist as soon as possible.
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BBC News – Exploding star ‘viewed in 3D’ I can’t be the only one who hoped the star in question was Katie Price …
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The irony of drink driving, then having to phone the AA because you broke down
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I’m in dispute with Sky at the minute as they’re trying to charge me for my satellite dish. I’m sure they told me it would be on the house.
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If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
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A girl came up to me in a club and said ‘You look familiar to me. Are you on TV?’. To which I replied ‘Why, yes. Come back to my place and I’ll tell you all about it’. We went back to my flat and she said ‘Come on then. What were you on TV […]
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As I sat there in the hospital waiting area, I noticed a sign that said, ‘CCTV In Operation’ I thought to myself, “I hope it’s Ok.”
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Kids do the funniest things. I just watched my three year old open a cannister of nitrous oxide. I couldn’t help but laugh.
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No, I think you’ll find Wikipedia copied MY coursework.
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