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I just bought a muslim cow with a drinking problem. His name is Moo Hammered.
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My girlfriend had an awful accident today. He was ginger and weighed 6 pounds 9 ounces.
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In just two days time, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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my eleven month old just took her first steps… towards the foster home if she touch’s my playstation again
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I just heard a voice shout, “Black.” In my kitchen. I ran in with my baseball bat, but it was just the pot calling the kettle.
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I’m taking Dyson to court because they lie when they advertised their products. I bought one and there’s still an old bag attached to it.
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Apparently most girls prefer ribbed condoms but that’s just a rough estimation.
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I got run over by a fork-lift truck at the factory I work in. What I don’t understand is how he got it up 2 flights of stairs to my wages department.
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