Why are good looking wome …
Why are good looking women never clever? Because otherwise they would be men.
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I hate vines; theyre way …
I hate vines; theyre way too creepy for my liking.
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took my sister to see The devil Inside the other day. I keep telling her its called an ultrasound, but she wont listen.
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Doctor, Doctor, My left arm’s not right
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A bloke stopped me in the street today and said “Whats the best way to Oldham”. I Put him in a Headlock.
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I had a fencing lesson today. Never try to sell a stolen T.V. outside a police station.
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Not even “In-private” browsing can stop your mum walking in on you.
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I bought a box at the local football club to use for hospitality to entertain clients. It gets crowded sometimes, usually at corner kicks.
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I booked a flight the other day and the lady said, ” What side do you want to sit on” and I said ” The inside”
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After six months and still no word, I’m beginning to think my Microsoft Office order was unsuccessful.
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What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
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Just heard someone say, “It’s better to be safe than Soz” I hope they get hit by a Loz.
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I caught the eye of this girl at the club. I knew I shouldn’t have worn my fishing hat.
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Rottweiler for sale. Very fond of people. Reluctant to let go.
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The accelerator on my DeLorean got stuck down but I managed to catch it in time.
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