Author: qjoq.com

My wife asked me, “Can you think of anything you’d really like to do in bed?” “Yes, it involves a chocolate clair.” “What is it you’d like me to do with it?” “Nothing, just get some nutella and Claire from work, then leave.”

I was teaching my son how to date, I covered kissing and hugging and then his mother taught him to eat out, she always had the best table manners.

I couldn’t figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

The other day somebody told me that I can’t deal with pain. That really hurt.

Men have larger shoulders than women, broadly speaking.

My wife brought home a kitten yesterday. I was fuming, “I hate cats” I said. “Why don’t you sleep on it”, she said. Problem Solved.