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Did you hear about the whistling fisherman? He was always out of tuna.

Have you seen those new WD40 cans where they suggest ‘even more uses’? Well I saw mine had ‘prevents mud from sticking to spades’ written on the can. So there I was sat at home, bored on a wet weekend in Croydon and I had a brainwave, I thought I could do my bit for […]

I was hanging with a couple of friends this morning when I thought, These suicide pacts aren’t for me.

My sister wants to play Anne Frank in a theatre production. She’s always had lofty ambitions.

I’ve been watching back to back Pixar films until I couldn’t stand it any longer. I threw Up.

I dreamed of a world without paedophiles. I’d have made it too if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids.

My wife suggested we try and spice things up in the bedroom. So I hung a giant chili from the ceiling.