Have you seen those new WD40 cans where they suggest ‘even more uses’?
Well I saw mine had ‘prevents mud from sticking to spades’ written on the can.
So there I was sat at home, bored on a wet weekend in Croydon and I had a brainwave, I thought I could do my bit for the local community.
I wasn’t half as popular as I thought I’d be at the hip-hop festival though.