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I’m not going to lie, my bed’s broken.

Confucius say: It is good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl

My wife nearly broke up with me today, claiming I use catchphrases too often. I just stood there and yelled out, “Just do it!”

My black mate dreads Father’s Day. Then again, he’s a Rasta and dreads every day.

When I decided to sell my extensive record collection, my friends told me it was total Madness. I disagreed though, they only made up a small percentage of it.

I was having a drink with Stephen Hawking when the barman said, “Another round, lads?” Stephen said, “No I think we’re going to call it a night now”. I said, “Speak for yourself, mate”

I was at the hospital when an optometrist accidentally fell into a lens grinder. He made a spectacle of himself.

In America, “Casino Royale” was released as “Casino Quarter Pounder with Cheese”.