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I heard an interesting fa …

I heard an interesting fact that sharks can’t move backwards. It must be a nightmare trying to get out of the supermarket car park.

My 2 year old son has jus …

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My 2 year old son has just started doing bird impressions. He sits in the garden eating worms.

My wife complained that I never do any decorating around the house. So to shut her up I got stuck in for two days solid, and I must say the place looks much better. It’s amazing the difference a bit of tinsel can make.

My girlfriend dumped me o …

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My girlfriend dumped me over the phone today. I was surprised that she could carry me in the first place.

I’m getting increasingly …

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I’m getting increasingly angry at my wife moaning about my obsession with sampling new spirits. One day I’m going to try tequila.

There are so many obvious …

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There are so many obvious jokes about Jonnie Marbles He’s got a screw loose.

Wouldn’t it be ironic if …

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Wouldn’t it be ironic if La Roux was shot dead in her living room? Not so bulletproof now are you…

When I was a young child …

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When I was a young child I was randomly kidnapped and it has scarred me for life. So I have decided that I am going to build a Time machine, Travel back in time and hide the younger version of myself away from ever being kidnapped.

I set up a business to he …

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I set up a business to help parents deal with all the consequences of cot death. In hindsight, the company name “From the Cradle to the Grave” may not have been the best choice.