The vet’s amputation ward …
The vet’s amputation ward went into lockdown yesterday. The entire wing was cut off.
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As a means of capital punishment the guillotine divides a lot of people.
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Got put in the psychiatric ward yesterday so I told them I was a sticky substance and I got discharged
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i just found the meaning of irony, a hairbrush made by a company called goody
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Notice how they have only started to show Wonga.com adverts now everyone has a wide screen TV ? Presumably it is so they can fit the APR figure in at the bottom of the screen.
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A librarian was shocked when a young girl, who looked no more than nine-years old, tried to borrow a book called “Advice for young Mothers.” “Surely, dear, you can’t be pregnant?” “What are you on about? I just collect moths.”
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Being jobless. I can see the benefits..
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My son got his exam results this week, and I have to say, the future’s bright for him. He’s going to have to get a job in the Orange mobile phone shop.
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My mate took up a miming job. I haven’t heard from him since.
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I woke up this morning to find my house was in flames. I ran outside screaming, “HELP! HELP! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?” My neighbour, matches in hand, said, “Karma” So I took a deep breath, and said gently, “Help, help, my house is on fire, why is this […]
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BBC NEWS: Mime Killing Spree Ends In Suicide – “He was a quiet man,” neighbours say.
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I honestly don’t know what the correlation between GCSE Child Care and a career in McDonalds is.
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I’m one of those people who give BMW drivers a bad name. I indicate.
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A lot of people think I make up all my wordplay jokes myself but I actually have a team of comedians, writers and researchers helping me out. Oh yes, I have a punning clan.
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Anne Boleyn had a brother called Tenpin.
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