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I’ve just had laser eye s …

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I’ve just had laser eye surgery. That should give cyclops from xmen a run for his money

I’ve just been caught out …

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I’ve just been caught out by my wife , She’s getting good in the slips .

Fight apathy. Or don’t. …

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Fight apathy. Or don’t.

I lost my watch earlier. …

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I lost my watch earlier. I would have looked for it but I didn’t have the time.

People keep saying that t …

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People keep saying that the wheel is the best invention ever. Have these people ever tried to ride a unicycle?

Went home last night with …

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Went home last night with some tart. It was a strawberry one.

I’ve just sat through a l …

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I’ve just sat through a lecture on ‘how obesity affects constipation’. It was heavy going.

I’ve just discovered that …

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I’ve just discovered that my sperm is electrically charged. It came as a bit of a shock.

Police have arrested six …

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Police have arrested six pregnant chav`s and charged them for growing their own dope.

My girlfriend said she wa …

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My girlfriend said she wanted to name our baby daughter a name that she “could see in lights.” Just a minute, I need to change Marlboro’s nappy.

Just walked past a pub si …

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Just walked past a pub sign that read “Three courses 15.50” Feel sorry for all those students paying about 9 grand for one.

I was out last night and I met this really attractive girl. We were chatting and it came out she was only 16 years old. I felt a bit uncomfortable but she seemed very mature so I relaxed. After a lot of drinks and flirting she told me to “take her home and make her […]