McDonalds: putting someth …
McDonalds: putting something happy in your kids box since 1979
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A mad dog ran into my gar …
A mad dog ran into my garden this morning growling and foaming at the mouth! So I sprang into action straight away… I pulled up a chair, put the cat out and watched the show.
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I’m watching Monsters vs. Aliens As soon as the in-laws leave, we’ll probably pop in a DVD.
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A friend told me to lose some weight ‘because society judges you if your bones don’t stick out’. … so I walked around town with an erection
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My wife said to me, “I’ve got a bad headache.” I didn’t realize that there is such thing as a good headache.
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Death row prisoners…. Increase your life span by a few days by having your last meal delivered from Pizza Hut.
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“Doctor, my breathing is shallow. I can’t take a big breath anymore. Do you think it’s because of the medicine you gave me?” “Probably, it can cause sigh defects.”
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I just watched this 5 hour Black Ops tutorial on YouTube and I really couldn’t help feeling sorry for the guy as I thought to myself, ”Some people really have no life”.
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Wednesday night saw Real Madrid’s cup run over for another year.
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I’ll never be up to scratch with the computer age. In my day, you used Trojans to protect yourself from viruses.
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My wife was stupid to put a basket in the hall for the cat. I don’t think it will get its ball up that high.
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I always touch really hot things, just to see how hot it actually is. Because I’m a bloke.
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I have a feeling our neighbors are inbred. I asked the daughter out on a date & her dad came out & said that she doesn’t do long distance relationships.
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I’ve noticed observational jokes are particularly popular.
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Parents who never thought things through when naming their child no. 96: Phil McCrevis
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