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Our book-keeper comes to …

Our book-keeper comes to work dressed in a stripy suit with a check shirt and spotty tie. None of the colours complement each other. I guess there’s no accounting for taste.

My wife just helped me pu …

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My wife just helped me put up our new marque in the garden. “It’s as safe as houses.” She said. “In London.” I replied.

After a monster dinner to …

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After a monster dinner tonight I’m setting a webcam live stream show up from my bathroom, it’s called the two-and-a-half pound drop

This afternoon, my boss s …

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This afternoon, my boss said, “As soon as you have finished doing what you are doing, you can go home.” If only he told me that this morning, I would have been home by half 9.

What’s the big obsession …

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What’s the big obsession with Ji-Sung Park? He’s no different from the rest of them.

Have you ever stopped to …

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Have you ever stopped to think who actually tries dog food to know it has a “newly improved flavour”?

I went to the doctors tod …

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I went to the doctors today for a ketchup He diagnosed dyslexia as the sauce

I had a weird dream about …

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I had a weird dream about a long slimy fish being knighted by the queen. It was Sir Eel.

Finally. A natural disast …

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Finally. A natural disaster in a country I don’t have to give money to.

After further scientific experimentation in my shed … problems with blood types, failed skin grafts and general patient discontent has meant .. Commercial production of a cat of nine tails is unlikely.