Jews pray standing up. Mu …
Jews pray standing up. Muslims pray kneeling down. While Catholic Priests prey on young boys.
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I decided to do something …
I decided to do something good and donate money to one of those kids in Africa. I think I might be donating too much though..? ‘Abasi’ just added me as a friend on Facebook.
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My mate told me he was quite proud of the fact he doesn’t snore. I felt the need to point out I was so good at snoring, I could do it in my sleep.
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They say that drinking can help you forget, but I simply can’t afford to forget.
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The hardest part of being a Maternity Ward Gynaecologist is being professional and trying not to get erections all the time. It’s not easy though, with all those naked babies around.
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My daughter reminds me of a cute little bunny… I run her over in my car.
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I went and brought Peat up from the shops today. I never knew how expensive it would be for a bag compost.
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A bunch of OAP’s came into my shop today, they started to push and shove trying to get their hands on the latest top of the range mobility scooter. I told them to ‘form an Elderly queue.’
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This is a message to all american rappers… This Shawty you mention in every single song seems to be sleeping around with every other rapper I thought i’d mention it because i wouldnt like to see you get your heart broken Kindest Regards xkombatxwombatx
Continue ReadingI now have a four poster …
I now have a four poster bed to myself. Well, to be honest, my wife’s kicked me out and I’m sleeping on the local football pitch.
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My psychiatrist is so understanding of my beliefs. When I told him I was possessed by the spirit of the largest star in the night sky, he asked “Are you Sirius?”
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I’m not very good at algebra, and I can’t work out y.
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My girlfriend has just given birth and, unfortunately, the baby came out dead. I know what this means and I’m extremely upset – I just can’t believe she’s been having an affair with a zombie.
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What’s the difference between a man having an argument with his wife and a man buying a lottery ticket? The man has more chance of winning the lottery.
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Gynaecologist. Now there is a man who knows how to treat a Lady.
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