Author: qjoq.com

I tried changing channels earlier but realised the batteries were gone. It’s out of my control.

I’m dating a lady called Sue, however, every woman I’ve ever dated has ended up killing themselves… Sue aside.

Leroy said, “I’ve got a really bad headache.” I asked, “Have you taken anything?” He replied, “A couple of aspirin.” I said, “No, have you taken anything? My wallet is missing.”

Every month I give money to William Shatner, William G Stewart, William Hague and William Clinton. That’s the main reason I keep working. I’ve got Bills to pay.

I only listen to mathcore. It’s the genre that counts.