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Some people say Birmingham looks great in the summer. I reckon it looks better in the Rear view mirror.

Just got back from a bakers funeral. Flour’s everywhere.

My local pub called the Fawcett Inn have anounced there going to make there own cider Its going to be called ‘Fawcett Inn Cider’

I Klingon to all hope that there will be another season of Star Trek.

My wife told me I was milking it when I brought a cow home from the factory.

The fire alarm went off at the local hospital last night. It was the only thing I could think of which used the same type of batteries as my toy lightsaber.

In a recent fit of rage, I threw books on the floor, upturned furniture, ran around screaming and then ripped the minute hand of the clock. I needed some time off.

I got the Next catalogue this morning, I wouldn’t mind but I haven’t had the first one yet

My mate’s wife finished with him the other day because he kept thinking he was an old-fashioned pocket watch. We’ve been winding him up ever since.