“From the creators of Bog …
“From the creators of Boggle comes Nab It, a game where anyone can win!” Oh thank god it’s not like all the other board games where only a certain kind of person can win.
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Funny how the ‘network ti …
Funny how the ‘network timeout’ sign on Firefox, comes up everytime I go on something naughty.
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The Iron Lady is a rubbish film. Tony Stark isn’t even in it.
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I asked my wife to run me a bath to the depth of 1.8288 metres. She just couldn’t fathom it.
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My wife said she’s leaving me because I look like Carlos Tevez. Fair enough.
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You can’t even write racial abuse in excrement on someone’s car anymore. It’s political correctness gone mad.
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I had a dream I was eating a big fat marshmellow. I woke up, my wife was still there.
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The updated ‘Add a joke’ function on Sickipedia has more checks, than a Moscow brothel.
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Anyone else find it ironic that it’s Hans Christian rsted’s birthday.
Continue ReadingAs a company, what do McD …
As a company, what do McDonald’s call their 17-18 year old staff members? Managers.
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Have you ever seen a goldfish bowl? I just saw one get a strike.
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I coach a schoolboy football team. In today’s match, and the very last kick of the game, our goalkeeper let the ball through his legs and gave away the goal that cost us the match. After the game he came over and said, “Sorry, coach, I should have kept my legs shut.” I said, “It’s […]
Continue ReadingBBC NEWS: Bath entreprene …
BBC NEWS: Bath entrepreneur ‘holds the key’ to the worlds internet security Can you imagine if someone got hold of that key and turned the internet off? We would all be fu
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Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig
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It amazes me how it’s 2012 and we still can’t get some colour photographs of the moon.
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