So, Team GB keep dropping …
So, Team GB keep dropping the baton in the relay race. We should have got the police to run for us, their great at beating a bunch of darkies with batons.
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People are always having …
People are always having a go at black people, but they do have their benefits. And some are on disability too.
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After she caught me cheating on her for the second time, my wife demanded that I have more self-control. So I put her in a head-lock.
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I’ve been watching some of the Comic Relief tonight and it really me thinking… Does anyone else find the appeal videos funnier than the sketches?
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I just had a bake sale. Hotcakes didn’t sell as well as we’d been told they would.
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My nitrous oxide-infused beer was announced with a big brouhaha.
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I have a pair of UV goggles, while my friend has some Infra-Red Goggles. We’re just not on the same wavelength.
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I was in a club last night when I started speaking to a beautiful young lady who unfortunately happened to be in a wheelchair. After an hour or so of chatting, I plucked up the courage to ask for her phone number. I’ve just tried to ring her, but I couldn’t get through though, Must […]
Continue ReadingTwo years ago, I could’ve …
Two years ago, I could’ve bought a tyre for 6, this year it cost me 20. That’s inflation for you!
Continue ReadingNormal Ovations? I won’t …
Normal Ovations? I won’t stand for them.
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101km south-west of Dublin…. OH MY GOD…. IT’S KILKENNY!
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I went on one of those internet chatrooms once, and I started talking with this teenage girl. We kept coming back to chat again and again, and I happened to mention it was my 17th birthday soon, so she suggested we meet up in real life for the first time. So I went along to […]
Continue Reading`That is the last straw o …
`That is the last straw or I’ve found a needle in a haystack.’
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First the Postmen go on strike, now the Firemen. Who’s next? Best not be the Milkmen as I am NOT going back to drinking my grandma’s breast milk again.
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I intend to leave a mark on history before I die. One day I’ll grade one of those kids’ test papers, one day.
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