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Harry Coover, the inventor of SuperGlue died today. Apparently the funeral will a huge affair as he bonded with many people. I just hope they all adhere to the dress code, and no one wears anything tacky.

Do dyslexic Yorkshiremen wear catflaps?

My wife was holding our baby son in his blanket when he suddenly got sick all over it. ‘Ugh disgusting,’ I said ‘we’ll have to get a new one now.’ ‘Where will we get it?’ she replied ‘Hmmm…Down in the orphanage I suppose?’

I’ve had to adjust my dog’s collar three times now, he won’t stop fidgeting… I’m beginning to think he doesn’t like this new polo shirt.

I had a sign created for my new repair shop, ‘Fancy Parts’. Unfortunately, there was a miscommunication and the sign I got back read ‘Farty Pants’. To make matters worse, my son was crushed to death in the riots. Still, at least they took the sign.

My dad just went out and bought me a musical instrument, he said “here’s a harp son” Just examined it for an hour before finding out it isn’t a harp at all, it just looks like one. I can’t believe he told me it was a harp, what a lyre