Author: qjoq.com

My wife made a lovely meal last night. Although she’s starting to repeat on me a bit now.

My Grandma never believed Granddad when he said he felt ill. She said, “It’s all in your mind”. Which made it funny when he died from a brain tumour.

Driving through town today, my mate said “10 points if you hit the Paki”. I hit him so well that the police gave me 12 points and a fine. I don’t know what you need to do to get an excellent.

Where did Saddam Hussein keep his cds? In Iraq.

My dwarf friend approached me today, and asked me why I’d been insulting him behind his back. I said, “Look, mate, I’m going to level with you.” And got down on my knees.

I saw a headline in my local sports paper that said “Time travelling cricket player reaches 23rd century”

I don`t know why French people eat horse meat… …It gives me the trots.