Author: qjoq.com

That settles it, I’m never going back to Yorkshire again. I went into the local supermarket and asked where I could find towels, and they gave me directions to the bird sanctuary!

I was doing my wife when I thought “I’m not very good at impressions.”

I turned myself in to the police today. I went out with a taser and chased some black people

I have a great relationship with my girlfriend, I put this down to good chemistry. It was my strongest subject at university.

It would be cool to change the infrastructure on my street and layer it with chocolate and marshmallows. Although I don’t know who else would appreciate the rocky road

My little six year old can read minds. Unfortunately she’s pretty useless at any other words.

I got the wife some thick bleach to clean the bathroom but it didn’t seem to do the job. They were out of clever ones.

I went to see my Grandma as a kid, and I always tell her: “Grandma, stop dressing up as a child.”