All castles had one major …
All castles had one major weakness. The enemy used to get in through the gift shop.
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I read a good original jo …
I read a good original joke this morning. It wasn’t on here…. It will be later though!
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Is it unusual to 1009 up numbers and their equivalent Roman numerals?
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I came up with a way of getting coal out of the ground. Hope no one else thinks of the same idea – it’s mine.
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News: Theft in the zoo up by 40% after the Zebras find out they are actually black with white stripes
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I was shopping in Primark today when I thought; “Wait a minute, I have money”
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Ironic that according to the dictionary, the word plagiarism originally derives from another word…
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As I was staring at myself in the mirror this morning , I thought I was seeing double , or was that just me ?
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A new scientific study claims that women have an “inbuilt fear” of getting fat. In that case, I’d like to nominate my wife for a George Cross.
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I don’t know why I used to be scared of computers. It’s not like they byte.
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Now I’ve split up with my girlfriend, I’m back on the market. “Roll up ladies and gentlemen, my ex’s used underwear, two for a tenner”
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Our love will never become cold and hollow. Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
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I bought a new coffee table yesterday. I spilt some boiling water on it this morning and it dissolved.
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Today is National Secret Day. Don’t tell anyone.
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I started my new job as a football manager and the first thing I brought was a new defender… My old Land Rover was starting to look a bit shabby.
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