Author: qjoq.com

This is a great time to buy a new thermometer. They’re much lower at this time of the year.

It’s been a week since my parents retired and I have to say their wheelchairs move much faster now.

My neighbour just said, “Fat women make the best lovers.” I always suspected he was a peadophile.

Does a Scottish Cyclops have good vision? Aye!

I Found my wife in the bathroom cleaning the cat… I think she didnt understand what i said to her last night.

My wife’s parking is unparalelled.

To relieve tension inside a Mexican prison, the goverment have decided to take all the inmates to a local football match. This will only end up resulting in a Mexican crime wave.

I had to finish with my baker girlfriend. She was too kneady.