Author: qjoq.com

5 people in my local community were killed last week, they were all either deaf, dumb, or blind. These are senseless killings.

Me and my friend formed a band and called the group Half Man Half Bull and we had 5 gigs in Leeds. It was a minor tour.

I went to a restaurant on the moon the other day. The food was great, but there wasn’t really any atmosphere.

I walked into a library and asked the librarian for a book on absence. Unfortunately they were all out.

I saw a sign this morning that said ”turn right” and I thought to myself ”that’s odd, a talking sign”