I just made an explosive …
I just made an explosive mixture at work I was quite literally blinded by science
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Thin ice – It’s not what …
Thin ice – It’s not what it’s cracked up to be.
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My electrician mate accidentally blew the power to the Ice making factory next door. The company has gone into liquidation.
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Whenever I see a girl put her newly bought lottery ticket down her bra for safe keeping, I feel the urge to go for a lucky dip.
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Capitalism sucks! Sent via iPhone.
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I’ve had my sat-nav stolen. My life lacks all direction now.
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My girlfriend tried to get me to go to this new Chinese restaurant but I told her I’m not keen on foreign food. So we went to our usual curry house instead.
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Someone asked me how many haircuts I’d had in my life. I said, “off the top of my head, about 250.”
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Hearing rumours of retaliation for attack on Fortnum and Mason: a mob of tweed clad old Etonians vandalise a Lidl in Slough.
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Merry Eczemas every one From the Dyslexic society.
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It took me an hour to bury my cat , it wouldn’t stop moving.
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Father: “You look a lot better now after the accident.” Son: “What accident?” Father “When you were born.”
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I’m totally against domestic violence. I’m more of a ‘commercial violence’ type of guy.
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My mate told me he’s having an expensive private medical operation to cure his curved spine. I said, “That’s going to set yer back.”
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Worried about losing your hair ? Shave it all off and keep it safe under your mattress.
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