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Reading while sunbathing makes you well red
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Everyone thinks my new job’s boring, but I love researching why rivers dry up. It’s just one ex stream to another.
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Vampires suck
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There was an Indian Elvis impersonator at my local club tonight. He was called Patelvis.
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I’ve just given a speech to a group of clothesline salesmen. They were hanging on my every word.
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I’ve landed a job talking to oriental immigrants about their future employment prospects. I’m a Korea Advisor.
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I hate my Mum walking with me to school everyday, Oh well, she’ll be old enough to drive soon.
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Where did the electrician go after work? Ohm.
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What’s the difference between a woman and a towel? On the towel you look for the dry places.
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If Einstein hadn’t come up with the Theory of Relativity, someone else would have. It was only a matter of time.
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Which Knight makes pottery? Sir Amic
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My car is so fast the payments are three months behind.
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Little Johnny came into the bathroom while his mother was taking a shower. He asked, “Mum, what’s that between your legs?” She told him that was her squirrel. Later that day he was in the bathroom again while Gran was taking a shower and he asked, “Gran, what’s that between your legs?” She replied, “That’s […]
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Did you know that iPhones have had a recent update allowing users to monitor their weight due to Apple installing scales onto the phone, so go on… step on and see your weight!
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Cannot is a word invented for those who are smart enough to know that they dont’ know where to put the apostrophe.
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