I wonder if ‘insomnia’ is …
I wonder if ‘insomnia’ is googled more at night?
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My girlfriend asked me fo …
My girlfriend asked me for a new phone, similar to a blackberry or an iPhone. So I gave her a black-i.
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What bounces and makes kids cry? Gary Glitter on a pogo stick.
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I’ve just been down to the library to check out the books and they only had fantasies, comedies, biographies and mysteries. Oh well… no drama.
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I’ve just fixed the town hall clock onto my roof. Think I may have screwed up big time.
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I sold my gullible mate a cordless screwdriver, or screwdriver as it’s more commonly known.
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What do you call a baby sheep between two sheets of plastic? Lambinated.
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My mate’s got one of those cars where you only have to fill it up to double its value. It’s a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder.
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My favourite clock has just stopped. I’m going to have a day of morning.
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1895 AD – H. G. Wells publishes the book ‘The time Machine’. 1896 AD – H.G. Wells writes the book ‘The time Machine’.
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My child was born with a genetic skin disorder. He’s black.
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I saw a vet in his surgery with his hand up a sheep. “Lambing it?” I asked “No,” he said, knocking the floor, “it’s real wood.”
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I think our boss got ripped off when he bought the fire extinguishers for work. They said “For use on any fire”, but as soon as I threw one on the fire, it just exploded.
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Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It’s a great position all year round!
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Homeopathy. nothing works as well.
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