So, you don’t even have t …
So, you don’t even have to be friends with people to poke them on facebook now. If only real life were like this. Oh, wait. I’m Tiger Woods. Real life IS like this
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I banged my Neon the Peri …
I banged my Neon the Periodic Table.
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I went to pick up some vegetables from the store today. But they never did turnip.
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I was re-reading some Harry Potters earlier, and I must admit, as a plot device, those Pensieves had a lot of thought put into them.
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If you can’t see my mirrors…. You can’t see me using a mobile phone while driving this huge, dangerous vehicle.
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I felt sick after eating a Yorkie earlier. Too much fur.
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My mate was supposed to be lending me his memory stick, He forgot it.
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I just started a furniture company. It’s going well sofa…
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I’m thinking about making a show like Cash Cab called Cats Cab, where people get into a taxi and a cat is driving and all of these flashing lights go off, but instead of answering questions everyone dies because cats can’t drive.
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People often ask me whether I enjoy working with seafood. I tell them it’s good fun but I’m rather accident prawn.
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HIV, Chlamydia, Salmonella and a used band-aid go into a bar… Just another day at the Cadbury factory.
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Do you ever had that feeling that you’re being watched? Yeah that’s me.
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You say ‘tortoise’, I say ‘organic fleshlight’.
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Treated myself to a brand new car this Christmas and the wife very kindly wrapped it for me.. around a tree.
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I had an idea to design and build my own Helicopter. It didnt take off
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