Author: qjoq.com

I lied to my friends and told them I’d created a life-size replica of Jackie Chan entirely out of old silk ties. It’s a complete fabric Asian.

I wish my son would stop masturbating while watching Lord of the rings. It’s a disgusting Hobbit.

I’ve just found ten dead bodies in my fridge. It must be a serial chiller.

I never set out to be a shoplifter, I just picked things up as I went along.

Last night i phoned the samaritans because i thought my obsession with Debbie Harry had gone too far. They kept me hanging on the telephone.

My driving instructor asked if I knew any road signs. I said if its long and has cars on it then it’s probably a road.

I’ve always wondered… Do geese see God? But believing in something fictional is very backward, very backward indeed.