Employee of the month is …
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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I’ve just dumped my girlf …
I’ve just dumped my girlfriend… They’ll never look for her in the woods.
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My wife’s on a new diet where she only eats fruit and my house is full of the stuff. It’s enough to make a mango crazy.
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My smack head sister tried to murder me by throwing a toaster in my bath, luckily she had no electric… I can’t say I was shocked.
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Am I the only one who secretly relishes being ill at home so I can see what I look like with a moustache?
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I was at a restaurant tonight and I thought I saw a family praying at the table. It turned out they were only texting.
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I’ve met this girl who, whenever she’s around, makes me so happy. She’s called Sarah Tonin.
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Why wash towels…aren’t we clean when we use them?
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This bloke came up to me in the street today with his hand held out and said, “Fifty pence for a cup of tea mate.” I said, “Go on then, milk two sugars.”
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I’ve always had a one track mind. Which explains why I didn’t make it as a DJ.
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‘Bird Flu’ Epidemic? Or pun?
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News: Man with stutter jailed indefinitely. He’ll never reach the end of his sentence.
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If I need to find out a different word with the same meaning as the word fat, I just quickly log onto Plentyoffish.com
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I was in Sudan when I broke my ankle and fell in the Nile. I ended up in Egypt. Oh well, that’s the way it goes.
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Why is it so hard to remember how to spell ‘mnemonic’?
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