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My friend and I were disc …

My friend and I were discussing career choices when he brought up Gynecology. Something I can look into.

I was fascinated to see that CCTV video of the police officer who threw a woman to the floor. I was expecially impressed by the way they managed to edit out the cooker, fridge and sink from the video.

The girl I’m seeing at th …

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The girl I’m seeing at the moment has got some funny ideas in her head… Like gluing the cat to the ceiling.

I’ve had vinyl flooring l …

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I’ve had vinyl flooring laid throughout the house. It has a warmth that CD flooring can’t match.

I don’t understand this S …

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I don’t understand this STOP Mashing joke It’s not funny AND WHAT’S MORE IT’S A REPEAT

I’ve been adding CH3 grou …

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I’ve been adding CH3 groups to ghosts all day and I’ve ended up with a load of methylated spirits.

I’ve just bought the wors …

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I’ve just bought the worst leaf blower I’ve ever had. It sucks.

Always look on the dark s …

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Always look on the dark side of life It’s much easier on the eyes

My wife keeps having a go …

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My wife keeps having a go at me because apparently ‘I am always blaming someone else.’ Well that’s not my fault, surely?

I see this morning that s …

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I see this morning that scientists have found a way of creating sperm. Many people have said, this could spell the end for men. However, until they create a machine to open the lid of the mint jelly, we are still in business.