“Ive just switched on the local News and was pleasantly surprised to see that they have a minority news reader as one of the two presenters!” It makes me proud that the West Midlands is leading the way in pushing them to the forefront so good luck to the white guy,
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Continue ReadingIf a tomato is a fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Continue ReadingI’ve got a Arab friend who suffers from Parkinson’s but loves drinking Nesquik. We call him the Milk Sheikh.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend sent me a text saying: “You’re overly obsessive.” At 22:12:53, (GMT+1).
Continue ReadingWhat did one lesbian frog say to the other? By God, we DO taste like chicken!!!
Continue ReadingThe Sickipedia home page is a lot like politics: On the right you’ve got a load of juvenile, idiotic nonsense and on the left all you hear about is women, foreigners and disabled people.
Continue ReadingWhen I’m on the internet I become a totally different person. curious 12 year old lesbian Lisa
Continue ReadingI pretended to be an African tribal doctor for a day. Shaman me.
Continue ReadingI’ve been really worried since I went to see a psychic yesterday. She told me to make sure I’m wearing clean underwear next Tuesday.
Continue ReadingMy mates stupid, he keeps his PIN number stored in his phone under ‘CARD PIN’ I prefer to keep mine folded up in my wallet, That way if I ever lose my phone im safe.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend put my best shirt in the tumble dryer, and it shrunk. I can’t even fit a sock in there now.
Continue ReadingMy wife left me because of my constant references to cowboys. This house wasn’t big enough for the both of us anyway.
Continue ReadingThere was a jelly party at a nightclub at the weekend. I couldn’t get past the bouncers.
Continue ReadingI went to the doctors and told him I had a sharp pain in my back. He said ‘You have a large key in your back, like you get on those mechanical toy cars.’ I turned to him and said ‘Are you winding me up?’
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