I decided to trace my fam …
I decided to trace my family tree and was very disappointed with the results. I come from a long line of dead people.
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I walked into a library a …
I walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian told me, “Unfortunately, these books have become subject to censorship and are now banned by law.”
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A young man watched an old American Indian at a state fair, the old Indian was charging 5 dollars a time for a special challange- if he couldn’t tell you where you were from just by looking at you he’d give you 50 dollars. The young man saw a cowboy try his luck first. The […]
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Let’s face the facts. Scented toilet paper is a battle that can never be won.
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Kinda ironic that a 12 year old boy will be performing at Michael Jackson’s farewell ceremony
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My girlfriend said to me that she wanted me to tease her, so I said: “Alright fatty.”
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I was meant to be opening my safari today, but I couldn’t get Internet access.
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I asked my cheating lifeguard wife who she’s thinking about right now. “Tom, daily” she replied.
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Cadbury’s Fruit and Nut, Terry’s Chocolate Orange, Strawberry Cheese Cake, Lemon Sherberts and Onion Rings. Americans just love getting their 5 a day.
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Just seen this facebook group … 1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people.. and I’M STILL SINGLE Thats probably because you think theres 8 planets in the universe…
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“Change is a good thing”. Especially when you’re a tramp.
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It’s Halloween. Just as it was exactly a year ago, on this very day. Spooky!
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I started a business making coffee in paper cups. Never went far to be honest … it’s a mug’s game.
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I’ve always wondered what would happen if i deleted my recycle bin…
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The best thing about having a daughter called Nadia is that during school sports day, and in front of other young children, I get to shout at the top of my voice ”Go Nads!’
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