Author: qjoq.com

My days were numbered at the calender factory. So I didn’t get sacked.

I’ve found a fighting club where members meet their wives up to fight … I’ve put mine in the division for heavymates.

I walked up to this woman and said, “Diane.” She replied, “My name’s Ann.” I said, “I know, I just don’t like you very much.”

I’m in a gullible cover band. Easily Led Zeppelin.

I read an excellent article about a new film on ways of making cars more aerodynamic. I warn you though, it contains spoilers.

After a police tip off, a raid on an aluminium factory has been foiled.

I was working in the mess hall of my Army base, and my Commanding Officer walked up to me. ‘I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries,’ he said. I said, ‘Is that an order?’