Author: qjoq.com

I’m going everywhere in a giant hamster ball. That’s how I roll.

I’ve just opened a clinic in London for men with persistent thrush problems. I’m going to call it ‘Yeast Enders’

My mate has a serious drinking problem. He can only swallow solid foods.

I went to audition for a part in a play. The casting director said, “Do you truly believe that you could play the part of an amputee?” I said, confidently, “I could do that with one arm tied behind my back!”

I use the C word constantly

I came to the pub from work yesterday, my work mates were well jealous; they could only just squirt over their desks.