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Why do North Koreans alwa …

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Why do North Koreans always write in small letters? BECAUSE OTHERWISE THEY’D BE CAPITALIST.

I find playing games agai …

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I find playing games against the computer extremely boring. My X-box just sits and looks at the chess board.

Just 2 more Red Nose Days …

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Just 2 more Red Nose Days and we will finally have enough to buy Africa.

I caught my wife looking confused in the kitchen holding a jar of pickle. I asked her what was up and she replied “It says to store it in a cool, dark location” I said “How about the fridge?” She said “No, silly, there is a little light inside….”

Knock Knock Come in…. W …

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Knock Knock Come in…. Well this is awkward

I don’t know why but I ju …

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I don’t know why but I just hate people that have a strong dislike for things, with no good reason to.

My thick Chinese mate is …

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My thick Chinese mate is constantly getting terrible grades. He’s Fei Ling.

Taking financial advice f …

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Taking financial advice from a cancer sufferer is the most ill advised thing I’ve done

When it came down to a wa …

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When it came down to a war of words, T-Rex was no match for Thesaurus

I’ve been doing a watch-m …

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I’ve been doing a watch-making course. It was hard to start with but I’ve finally got things ticking over nicely.

I was on Facebook earlier …

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I was on Facebook earlier. I clicked on the wrong icon by mistake, and before Iknew it,I’d joined one of those pointless, stupid groups. I’d clicked on “Sign up for Facebook”.