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Me and the wife had anoth …

Me and the wife had another fall out today. I think it’s time to finish the car and put the doors on.

The wife’s just told me t …

The wife’s just told me that she’s running away with Jim from next door. Good on her, that’s the first time she’s done any exercise in 20 years.

I can’t be dealing with t …

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I can’t be dealing with these Blackjack card counters.

I asked the barber if he …

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I asked the barber if he could do my hair in 2 minutes. He said “Of course! I know a short cut”

I went on ratemypoo.com a …

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I went on ratemypoo.com and entered my login.

I’ve got a pony in my poc …

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I’ve got a pony in my pocket. Or at least that’s what I tell all the girls.

The invisible man marries …

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The invisible man marries the invisible woman…. The kids were nothing to look at either.

I’ve made loads of money …

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I’ve made loads of money selling my version of Polo that don’t have a hole in the middle. I’ve made an absolute mint.

I bought some biscuits ye …

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I bought some biscuits yesterday, on the packet it said, “Store in a cool place.” So I mailed them to Samuel L. Jackson’s house.

A family fancied ordering …

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A family fancied ordering some pizza, then their neighbour saw them and ordered one, then their neighbour and so on and so forth. It was the domino effect.

I thought they’d started …

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I thought they’d started filming the sequel to Shaun Of The Dead on my local High Street at the weekend. Turns out it was just the queue for Poundland.