Author: qjoq.com

I’ve just registered with a new woman dentist in our town, but I’m bit unsure if I should visit her. Her name is Dee Kay.

My girlfriend thinks that I can never take anything seriously. “Of course I can,” I pleaded. “You’re in denial,” she said sternly. “What does the longest river in the world have to do with this?” I retorted.

I considering moving into a castle……… It’s just a fort though.

I sometimes like to set up a mirror and watch my old home movies in it.. ..and just reflect on my life.

I’d just set up the snooker table with my mate, as I chalked up my cue he looked at me and said, “Wanna break?”. I thought, “Of course not, we haven’t even started yet.”

I owed a friend some money so I handed him a cheque. All he could say was, “This had better not bounce.” It won’t, it’s made of paper.