Author: qjoq.com

My dad’s shop which sold trousers for the larger men across the country burnt down this morning. Shame because they’d been making huge strides.

It took me a week to tell my girlfriend that I tested positive for HIV. My stutter must be getting worse.

I’m going to the opening of the new local hive today. They’re giving away free bees.

“I’ve told you before Jordan,i don’t want to buy any of your kids,even if one is Harve Price”

I was pulled over by the police this morning and the officer said, “I’ve pulled you over for weaving in the car.” I replied, “Yes I know, I’ve almost finished my first rug.”

I heard vandals have broken into an origami exhibition and ruined all the exhibits. Police are trying to work out how events unfolded.

Why didn’t the religious triangle go on holiday? cos It’s A sin To Get A tan