I like to imagine that co …
I like to imagine that complete strangers are in awe of my athletic prowess as I double up on the stairs in public.
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Was at my local herb and …
Was at my local herb and spice shop when the shop keeper asked if he could help. I just said “na just browsing.” He said “take as much time as you want” So I nicked the whole lot.
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When nothings going right, go left.
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Even though I don’t know my Father, I’ve always looked up to him… He keeps climbing buildings in a superhero costume.
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Which city has the worst karaoke bars? Singapore.
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My mate said to me “I’ve been offered a small apartment in the mountains, for just 50” I said “Is it a Condo?” He said “Nah, it seems legit”
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The state of our roads is getting worse and dangerous. Saw this black man crossing the road who tripped and fell because of a pothole. Poor sod then got hit by a truck. Still, on the upside, pothole filled and tarmac like new.
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My 11yr old son was sent home from school yesterday, accompanied by the police, just for having a little gash on his finger. Admittedly, it did belong to the headmistress………….
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Its important that you remember your elderly relatives in this cold winter weather. Pop round, open a few windows and think of the inheritance.
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A colleague at work was moaning earlier about how good his mate was at pulling. “I know the feeling, I’ve got a mate just like that” I said. “Is he good looking?” he asked. “Not really” I replied, “He’s a dentist.”
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Lost my job at the Vicks Vapour factory yesterday and everyone keeps rubbing it in.
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What does my wife say after I use the Iron? ” OUCH”
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Why couldn’t the Viper viper Nose?. Because the Adder adder Hankerchief.
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Has anyone seen my beachball? Last saw it in the north-east somewhere…
Continue ReadingMy mom died during delive …
My mom died during delivery. At least we got a condolence letter from FedEx.
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