I was born with ten thous …
I was born with ten thousand baby teeth. Which I thought was kind of cool, but my parents strongly disliked it for some reason.
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Describe yourself in three words: Concise.
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If the chemical composition of Water is ‘H2O’ . . Is the chemical composition of Holy Water, ‘H2OMG’ ?
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England has a population of roughly 50 million~ 5% of that 50 million are South Asians Unemployment figures close to 2.5 million Isn’t the solution just staring you in the face, Gordon?
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I was talking to my Nan the other day when I suddenly realised that everyone else in the Indian was giving me weird looks.
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I was on a really awkward date the other night so I decided to break the ice, then swim to safety.
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Today, I was amazed when I found out the hard way how police now stop criminals. I was stunned.
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What colour is the wind? Blew.
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I have a teenage lad who works for me, he just phoned up and said that he is sick. I’m not sure if he’s not coming in tonight or just big-headed.
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I came home from work early to find my wife in a lesbian threesome with two stunning blondes. But unfortunately she was just sitting in front of the telly stuffing her face with crisps as usual.
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They say “fortune favours the brave.” That’s why I always buy my lottery ticket dressed as an Apache.
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Mary Byrne got a Brazilian. Literally.
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My brother refuses to work these days. I should get a new printer.
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My mate said that I should use turtle wax to polish my car. But with the amount of turtle’s ears you have to clean to get enough wax it’s hardly worth it.
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I reduced the wife to tears last night. I took away her scissors.
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