I almost found a fiver on …
I almost found a fiver on the street this morning. I was 4.99 short.
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I’m a firm believer in al …
I’m a firm believer in always going that extra mile. Or sometimes even more when it’s a dumb American tourist I have in the back of my cab.
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The new Nintendo 3Ds doesn’t work with only one eye open. Looks like they’re really cracking down on pirates now.
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Don’t worry Amy, we’re honouring your death with plenty of one-liners.
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My Boy racer neighbour keeps on about getting his Golf Gti lowered, So I thought I’d help by putting some nails under his tyres.
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The wife said she wanted something with ‘plenty of character’ for her birthday I gave her a Mr men DVD.
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My girlfriend seems to disapprove of the excessive fondling in our relationship. I know exactly how she feels.
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CNN News “Tree Falls On Bank” Does anyone know what branch?
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While my wife researched her family tree, I went through the parish records. I found out that the vicar’s a big Wham! fan.
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“I’m wearing black and carrying a scythe.” – a Death sentence
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My wife’s like a walking encyclopedia. Thick and flat.
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I’d advise you to never take my advice
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This new film Contagion comes out soon. I have to say, it’s looking pretty sick.
Continue ReadingChildren in Need? If I w …
Children in Need? If I wanted to give money to a needy child, I’d take my girlfriend shopping.
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What do you call a heroic carton of milk? Legen-dairy.
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