On a scale of 1-10, how g …
On a scale of 1-10, how good are you at answering questions? Yes
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I had this really weird dream last night, I saw the words “Arbeit Macht Frei”. I think it could be a sign.
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All work and no play makes Jarek a Polish builder.
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I was in the pub last night and I walked up to the barman and said “Vodka please mate” He said “How would you like it?” I said “Give it to me straight” He said “You’re fat and ugly”
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There is a conspiracy between Kate McCann and the Sun newspaper.. For the real truth I think she should take a look in the Mirror..
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All the small local Pizza companies have been forced to shut down. It’s the Domino’s Effect.
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I come from a long line of proud and accomplished sewer workers, we’re not afraid of handling the big jobs!
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DOG LOVERS. Reduce your chances of going blind by only buying black or brown labradors.
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When i asked my American friend about his new trousers,he said “they’re pants” i said “well why did you buy them?”
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Happy brothers day Norwich
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I was in my car late last night with my 7 year old son, and he pointed at the Cats Eyes in the road and said, “Those diamonds look great daddy”, and I said, “What makes you think that they are diamonds?” “Don’t be silly daddy, everyone knows that this is a jewel carriageway.” he […]
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An i-pod and a CD player both walk into a pub. The barman takes one look at them and says, “Oi! We’ll have no stereotype jokes in here.”
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I just read isaacjcksn’s joke: “I’m contemplating inventing a plane with no wings then selling it to British Airways. I know what you’re thinking; it’ll never take off.” Look in the Atlantic ocean somewhere, you’ll find it has already been invented.
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When riding into battle did Geronimo yell “Meeeeeeeeeeee!”
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I have a fantastic memory. It has been likened to that of a Terrapin. Turtle recall.
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