I took my son flying at t …
I took my son flying at the weekend. It’s for those that can’t afford fishing.
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After one night stands wo …
After one night stands women always ask me why I call my condoms religious. They don’t like it when I say sewing needles make them holy.
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The easiest way to get ahead is by decapitation.
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Community support officers : Proof that the government has a sense of humour.
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I saw a sign in the old peoples home today, it read. “These pensioners make great rugs.” Shame on you care workers?
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This new ultra fast fibre-optic internet is brilliant. No more waiting around for days to infect my PC with a Trojan.
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Derren Brown asked us to text in what they drew after looking at her eyes. Josh in Nottingham wrote, ‘I drew an eye’. Well done my friend, well done.
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I asked my friend who he thought would win the next series of University Challenge. He said ”It’s all academic”
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I wore my budgie smugglers on holiday this year. Had a few problems getting through Customs.
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I’ve just seen a article on how to help your dog after it has had a stroke …I didnt bother reading it, I stroke my dog all the time and it doesn’t need any help.
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I was raised by my father, my mother left before i was born…
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A Hedgehog and a Rabbit had a Boxing match earlier. The Hedgehog won on points.
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What a beautiful morning… The sun is shining, birds are twittering… How they got computers into their nests I’ll never know…
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Iron man. What a Fe male.
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My dad choked to death on a curry tonight after mocking the animals killed to make it. Chicken Karma.
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