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How come there are even m …

How come there are even more duplicates than ever? “Your joke is probably original”. Yeah right, and my six year old daughter is probably still a virgin.

I had a house party last …

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I had a house party last night. My house was the only one that turned up.

I went to visit my poorly grandad in hospital, and I noticed that he has been writing some things down: ”Monday – 6 Tuesday – 14 Wednesday – 8 Thursday – 5…” I’m beginning to think his days are numbered.

The recruitment consultan …

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The recruitment consultant asked me, “What do you think of voluntary work?” I said, “I wouldn’t do it if you paid me.”

I have two nieces, Melani …

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I have two nieces, Melanie and Briony. Can never remember their real names but one smells of melons, the other looks like Brian Blessed.

Following on from the dis …

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Following on from the discovery that it’s possible to go faster than the speed of light, scientists today found a temperature lower than Absolute Zero. It was observed in a sausage roll from Greggs

With the best will in the …

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With the best will in the world , I will inherit 300 Billion

I wonder if the people of …

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I wonder if the people of Alaska update their facebook status every time it snows.

My mum and dad left me in …

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My mum and dad left me in the car earlier today while they went and done the shopping. Sat there for hours bored out of my mind. They did leave my Gameboy with me but the sign outside said, “No loading at any times,” and I really couldn’t be bothered starting a new game.