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Two things fascinate me – the middle east and animal slaughter. I’ve just booked a week in Saudi Arabia to kill two birds with one stone.

My favourite ever memory is sleeping with my high school chemistry teacher. I’m still coming two terms with it.

If you can’t beat ’em . . . . . You’ll most likely lose or draw.

I much prefer biology to spelling. Which is why I’m happy the teacher tortoise about turtles today.

Some disturbing news – A newspaper, made only for black people, has just been released. Dark Times…

Terrible weather conditions at the Ryder Cup, meant officials brought out a ruling, that players could use ‘preferred lies’ … Tiger Woods immediately texted his wife, to say he was going for just a couple more holes after work.

I understand. You love to interfere and you are great at doing it. So what do you want, a meddle?

Signatures are just like life: It starts off well and then you just give up towards the end.

I keep my wife’s skeleton in the kitchen. I pray every night to the skeleton, hoping some food will appear. However, nothing changes, still bone idol.