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Yahoo news – Hair Fetishist sentenced to Life At least he can dye in prison
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I told my son it was ok for him to take a transformer to school for show and tell. That was two days ago, and we’re still without electricity.
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I started a fire in the house last week and my son died. My wife was surprisingly supportive when I told her that I’ve always loved arson.
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I used to date the invisible woman. Now I don’t know what I ever saw in her.
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I bought some paint that promised a shiny and glossy coat. Turns out it doesn’t work on dogs.
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What do you get if you put a black guy at the controls of a Concorde? Jet lag.
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I saw my neighbour Walking down the street the other day. And thought to myself, what strange person would call their child that?
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Worship (n) – a Geordie’s boat.
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There are three things I want to do in my lifetime 1. Learn to count
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Virgin Media offer the best customer service, They offer a choice of music you wish to listen to whilst you wait for the next 25 minutes! No other company offers you this!
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“Do you reckon you could sneak in to the Batman premier through the emergency exit” “I’m not sure but it’s definitely worth a shot”
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The teacher asked Little Johnny, “Name ten animals from Africa.” He said, “Nine elephants and a giraffe.”
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I was going down the street in my sedan chair, hoisted aloft by 4 porters. When I thought, “Since that lotto win, I’ve really let myself get carried away”.
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Bob is rushed to hospital with serious injuries. “Are you married?” asks the doctor. “No,” says Bob, “I got run over by a bus.”
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I rule my house with an iron fist. Ever since they fitted me with a prosthetic.
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